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The whims and desires of humans are nothing to the Great Old One, Cthulhu. Planning a project, an event, a vacation? Foolish humans, your plans mean nothing in the grand cosmic scheme.

Design ©Brian Callahan, printed in white ink on a black tee. Available in Unisex or Women's f..

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The Gift Bundle includes one bottle of our private label Cthulhu Mind Flayer Pepper Sauce AND your choice of T-shirt (printed on the front) or a Work Shirt (printed on the back, with a small pocket design on the front), featuring the original label design.

Cthulhu is down with the ho..

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RESTOCK COMING SOON! We expect to have more hot sauce in mid-July!

This is a novelty bottle containing real hot sauce made with crushed naga jolokia (ghost) peppers, and has an actual scoville rating over 500,000. Use with caution!

If you like your pepper sauce..

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Cthulhu is down with the hot sauce craze! If you like your pepper sauce to reduce you to a gibbering teary mess, then you'll love Cthulhu Mind Flayer Pepper Sauce, which packs a wallop with a scoville rating of 47,912,643 (and is possibly not meant for human consumption). "You Will Not Survive"..

Price: $39.99

Cthulhu is down with the hot sauce craze! If you like your pepper sauce to reduce you to a gibbering teary mess, then you'll love Cthulhu Mind Flayer Pepper Sauce, which packs a wallop with a scoville rating of 47,912,643 (and is possibly not meant for human consumption). "You Will Not Survive"..

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"They were not composed altogether of flesh and blood. They had shape [...&91; but that shape was not made of matter. When the stars were right, They could plunge from world to world through the sky; but when the stars were wrong, They could not live. But although They no longer lived, They would ..

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This is the full set up! You get one of each of the accoutrements of the well-dressed MU Alumni: one pair of Miskatonic Cufflinks, one Stick Pin, one Tie Bar, and one Pendant, making you a fully dressed Miskatonic University Alumni!

Main design is 3/4" tall. Cufflinks have swivel (bu..

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The H.P. Lovecraft Film Festival® in Portland, OR has been the vanguard of independent horror filmmaking, with a cosmic or Weird twist, for more than 20 years.

If you missed the 24th Annual festival and the Pacific NW Premiere of Color Out of Space with Richard Stanley, special ..

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This deluxe set of 5 Cthulhu Mythos Monster Enamel Lapel Pins is packed in a deluxe jewelry box with a faux leather finish and foil stamp on the lid. 4 of the 5 pins feature glow in the dark accents to really drive home the cosmic horror!

Includes 1 of each:
- Cthulhu Fhtagn!Price: $89.95

The H.P. Lovecraft Film Festival® in Portland, OR has been the vanguard of independent horror filmmaking, with a cosmic or Weird twist, for more than 20 years.

If you missed the 24th Annual festival and the Pacific NW Premiere of Color Out of Space with Richard Stanley, special ..

Price: $19.99

Extracurricular activities are so important to your education! The Miskatonic Spiritualism Club t-shirt will enhance your resume as well as your wardrobe. Printed in khaki on a unisex or women's fitted tee.

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This iconic quartet would set the stage (and the world) on fire! Modeled after another famous quartet, these badasses might not technically be a band, but they will make you look cool!

Available as unisex or women's fitted tee in black or bright lime green.

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Extracurricular activities are so important to your education! The Miskatonic Spiritualism Club workshirt will enhance your resume as well as your wardrobe. Printed in khaki on a 35% cotton/65% poly button down work shirt.

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Cthulhu is ringed by the mystical chant, "ia! ia! Cthulhu fhtagn! Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn". Fans of H. P. Lovecraft's Cthulhu Mythos will love this this subtly occult design, featuring UV reactive traffic green ink.

Printed on a 35/65 cotton/poly button dow..

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These pins feature an antique silver finish, as well as green, yellow, red, purple and glow in the dark hard enamel, for a striking piece of abominable jewelry. 1.5" in height with one off-center post and butterfly clasp.

You can also get this in a set of all 5 Cthulhu Mythos enamel ..

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As far as we know, this is the first Migo lapel pin ever! Done in antique gold finish, filled with various colors of enamel and glow in the dark accents, this Mi-Go is holding a brain cylinder, ready to transport your consciousness beyond the stars! 1.5" in height with one off-center post and b..

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Our Night-Gaunt is outlined in shiny black nickel, filled with dark purple enamel. 1.5" in height with one off-center post and butterfly clasp.

You can also get this in a set of all 5 Cthulhu Mythos enamel pins, packed in a deluxe jewelry box! (and check out our series 1 Mythos pins ..

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This pin features Cthulhu's six-eyed countenance, flanked by a circle of glow in the dark green enamel that proclaims CTHULHU FHTAGN!. 1.5" in height with one off-center post and butterfly clasp.

You can also get this in a set of all 5 Cthulhu Mythos enamel pins, packed in a deluxe j..

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This vintage retro-styled design was created for our "Evening of Satanic Panic", a now annual event leading up to Portland Horror Film Festival. Satan's emissary, the goat, is crowned by the title. Whether you're simply a fan of horror films,..

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Road signs welcoming weary travelers to town have a long and illustrious history. Our "Welcome to Arkham" sign seems to be lost to the past, and is a footnote in the expanse of Lovecraft's Cthulhu Mythos, but we're preserving it here for posterity. Printed in black and orange on a charcoal gray..

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