Returns and exchanges are a hassle for our customers. Also, because of the wide variation of styles and sizes we offer, we print many items to order that would be difficult for us to resell, if returned. You can help both by getting the right size upfront. Use the chart and tables below to determine what size is right for you. Unless otherwise noted, all of our shirts are high-quality 100% preshrunk cotton and do not change size when washed (we've tested all our styles). Shirts look best and last longer when worn at the correct size. While the ink we use to print these shirts is a flexible plastic that will be durable for years to come, wearing a shirt that is much too small for your measurements can possibly crack the print. Shirts can definitely be worn tight, if that's how you like them, but show moderation, or your shirt may not have a very long life.
The brands we typically use are shown for each style below. These are offered primarily to help you make sizing choices: if you already have a shirt of one of the given brands, you can choose based on the size you already wear. Sizing is very similar between all the brands shown for each style below. We can't control the specific brand that we send you, as our supply of certain brands varies based on ever-changing availability, so we cannot send you the brand of your choice. All of our shirts are very high quality - you will not be disappointed.
These measurements are supplied by the original manufacturers of each item and are approximate one-side measurements, except where noted. Because manufacturers use a variety of mills to produce their products, there may be slight variations from these measurements, depending on the shirt batch. This small variance doesn't typically have a real impact on shirt size, but if you're worried because you are right on the edge of one size and another, we recommend choosing the larger of the two.
IMPORTANT: Because of this typical variance in size, for the purpose of returns, clothing is only considered defective due to size if it falls well outside these measurements (more than an inch in either direction), though clothing can always be exchanged for another size at the customer's cost.
| T-shirts (usually Gildan, Fruit of the Loom, or Jerzees) | |||||||
| S | M | L | XL | XXL | 3XL | 4XL | |
| chest | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 |
| length | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 |
| Babydoll tee (short-sleeved or long-sleeved - usually Bella brand) | |||||
| S | M | L | XL | XXL | |
| chest | 14.75 | 15.75 | 16.75 | 17.75 | 18.75 |
| length | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 |
| Chest measurement equivalent | 30-32 | 34-36 | 38-40 | 42-44 | 44-46 |
| Cap Sleeve babydolls (usually American Apparel) | ||||
| S | M | L | XL | |
| Size | 0-2 | 4-6 | 8-10 | 12-14 |
| chest | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 |
| length | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 |
| Chest measurement equivalent | 30-32 | 32-34 | 36-38 | 40-42 |
| Spaghetti-strap tank top (usually Bella or American Apparel) | ||||
| S | M | L | XL | |
| chest | 12.5 | 13.5 | 14.5 | 15.5 |
| length | 15 | 15.5 | 16 | 16.5 |
| Chest measurement equivalent | 30-32 | 34-36 | 38-40 | 42-44 |
| Longsleeve T-shirts (usually Gildan, Fruit of the Loom, or Jerzees) | ||||
| M | L | XL | XXL | |
| chest | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 |
| length | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 |
| 3/4 Raglan sleeve babydoll (usually Bella brand) | |||||
| S | M | L | XL | XXL | |
| chest | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 |
| length | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 |
| Chest measurement equivalent | 30-32 | 34-36 | 38-40 | 42-44 | 44-46 |
| Zip up hoodies (90/10 cotton/poly - usually Hanes) | ||||||
| S | M | L | XL | XXL | 3XL | |
| Body Width | 21 | 23 | 25 | 27 | 29 | 31 |
| Body Length | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 |
| Sleeve Length (top) | 24 | 24 | 24 | 24 | 23.5 | 23 |
| Across Shoulder | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 |
| Work shirts (50/50 cotton/poly - usually Dickies brand) | ||||||
| S | M | L | XL | XXL | 3XL | |
| Size | 14/14.5 | 15/15.5 | 16/16.5 | 17/17.5 | 18/18.5 | 19/19.5 |
| Chest | 36 | 38-40 | 42-44 | 46-48 | 50-52 | 54-56 |
| Neck | 14-14.5 | 15-15.5 | 16-16.5 | 17-17.5 | 18-18.5 | 19-19.5 |
| Thongs/Boy Briefs (usually Bella or American Apparel) | ||||
| S | M | L | XL | |
| Size | 0-2 | 4-6 | 8-10 | 12-14 |
| Waist (inches) | 25-26 | 27-28 | 30-32 | 33-35 |
| Ringer Tees (not preshrunk - may shrink vertically in 1st wash) | ||
| Length | Width | |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 29 | 22 |
| XL | 32 | 24 |
| XXL | 33 | 25 |
We will be moving our workshop June 15-25. Orders made by Friday, June 11 should ship by June 15 (if, for some reason, we can't, we'll let you know immediately). All other orders will ship after June 25. Thanks for your understanding!
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